Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Political Ambition Inversely Related to Musical Integrity

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

A recent study by TheMusicSnob.com's "Data Analysis and Electioneering Center" has revealed a strong inverse correlation between "musical integrity" and "political ambition", which you can see from the graph below: Many in the music community are not terribly surprised, given the historical association between teen pop and political campaigning. Richard Nixon ...

Appetite for Western Destruction

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Newly uncovered documents have revealed details of an old Soviet propaganda plan, in which Guns N Roses’ 1987 album, Appetite for Destruction, was to be turned into a 12-episode mini-series on the rise and triumph of Communism. During Vladimir Putin’s hair band days in the KGB, he was known to ...

War on Terror Responsible for Low CD Sales

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

As we all know, CD sales have continued to drop over the past several years. The thugs of the recording industry (RIAA) consistently blame illegal downloading and filesharing, but today a new study brings to light a startling correlation: After much statistical analysis, it is now clear that the drop in ...

Graph of the Week

Friday, August 15th, 2008

And finally, I think we all need to take a break from the dollars and cents once in a while and focus on what really matters, which is HAVING FUN. The following may or may not be part of a soon-to-be regular feature of TheMusicSnob.com. Graph of the Week Recent experiments in ...

MySpace is a Trailer Park and I’m Never Visiting Again…

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Using MySpace makes me feel dirty. Like I just visited a trailer park and ate potato chips and watched TV commercials with strangers while fleas crawled on the carpets. Recently I logged in and it was like a condemned slum in hell: the site had been converted into a sidebar ...